haha....ECONS...

haha..i see this interesting topic of ECONS on Cui Fang's blog(http://disillusiions.blogspot.com/)
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actually quite long time ago....
here it is...

This is kinda lame. But undoubtedly true. LOLS.Just something bout ECONS to liven your day.

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!"That's Direct Marketing

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you say: "He's very rich. Marry him."That's Advertising

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me."That's Telemarketing

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?"That's Public Relations

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and say:”You are very rich! Can you marry me?"That's Brand Recognition

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.That's Customer Feedback

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am very rich. Marry me!"And she introduces you to her husband.That's demand and supply gap

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: “I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him.That's competition eating into your market share

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" And your wife arrives. That's barriersto entry =) You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: I am very rich. Marry me!". Another guy with flowers said: I am richer. Marry me!"That's absolute advantage.

10. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!" Her equally gorgeous friend tags along for the rest of the night.That's economies of scale.

11. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm very rich. Marry me!"Two years later, you have kids.That's the multiplier effect.

-------------------Lmao. But quite true lah. as in, the few terms shown are really what i have learnt during my ECONS lessons. fang-

nice? haha